My Daddy Snores By: Nancy H. Rothstein

On Monday daddy's snore boomed like a dinosaur and made the walls shake so mommy played musical beds. Tuesday daddy's snore was like an earthquake and shook her out of bed. She tried to sleep in the bathtub but there was a leak. On Wednesday his snore was like a train so she slept in the hampsters cage, but it smelled funny. On Thursday he snored like a bumblebee so she slept in the doghouse but Rover would'nt stop howling. On Friday his snore was like a teapot so mommy made daddy sleep in the fishbowl, but splishy didnt sleep. On Saturday his snore was like a honking truck so she made daddy sleep in the tent, but he woke up all the birds. On Sunday morning mommy looked like a zombie. They went to the doctor, and daddy didnt snore that night, but he did talk in his sleep!